You can’t count on much in life, but one thing you can count on is that Donald Trump will go to the ends of the Earth to keep his tax returns under lock and key. Is this because they contain evidence of fraud and other crimes? While we can‘t say for sure, it certainly seems like it, given the way he guards them like state secrets (and, y’know, the reports of him having committed fraud, which he has of course denied). So terrified is Trump of anyone getting a look under the hood that not only did he break with decades of tradition by not voluntarily releasing his returns while running for president, he panicked and threw the full weight of his lawyers on anyone who tried to access them while he was in office. At the time, this worked out for him, given that the Justice Department was run by William Barr, who fashioned himself as Trump’s personal attorney and refused to allow the Treasury Department to hand them over to Congress. But earlier this year, the Joe Biden DOJ reversed that decision and you’ll never believe it, but someone has gone completely apeshit over the whole thing.
Per NBC News:
Trump‘s lawyers are arguing that the federal law invoked by the committee to obtain the ex-president’s returns is unconstitutional, which is pretty much their go-to when their back are against the wall. (While he was in office, Trump’s attorneys claimed it was unconstitutional to investigate him for anything, including a hypothetical scenario in which he shoots someone on Fifth Avenue.) Because the committee made its initial request for Trump’s returns when he was still president, the same attorneys have bizarrely claimed that he should be retroactively entitled to the same legal protections he had in while office. “The committee’s request is effectively a request to a sitting president: it was issued while President Trump was in office, was continuously pursued, and has always been tied to his status as president,” his legal team argued.
Given the pace at which the legal system moves, it’s unlikely the House committee will see Trump’s tax returns anytime soon, if ever. On the other hand, recent history is not on his side; in February, a Supreme Court ruling paved the way for the Manhattan district attorney to obtain his tax returns, a turn of events Trump responded to in characteristic fashion, screaming in a statement: “These are attacks by Democrats willing to do anything to stop the almost 75 million people (the most votes, by far, ever gotten by a sitting president) who voted for me in the election—an election which many people, and experts, feel that I won.… In the meantime, murders and violent crime are up in New York City by record numbers, and nothing is done about it. Our elected officials don’t care. All they focus on is the persecution of President Donald J. Trump.”
Democrats drop basic human rights from Biden bill
Despite the fact that every other wealthy nation in the world provides paid family and medical leave to workers, lawmakers have apparently decided that’s a bridge too far for the U.S. Per NBC News:
Apparently Manchin believes that only some people should be allowed to stay home when they’re sick, and others should have to work until they die. As for teeth, apparently those aren’t a guaranteed right, either.
Meanwhile, in Florida
The surgeon general appointed by Ron DeSantis apparently still doesn’t know how COVID works, thinks it‘s fine to go mask-free in the presence of someone with a compromised immune system, and is using the absolute lamest excuse to defend his decision to do so:
Having a weakened immune system, which would be the case for someone with cancer, makes one extra vulnerable to infections like COVID-19 and at risk for getting severely ill and dying. Polsky and other lawmakers have called on DeSantis to withdraw Ladapo’s nomination for state attorney general, though given that the Florida governor is currently offering unvaccinated police officers $5,000 to relocate to his state, that seems unlikely to happen.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ted Cruz
Elsewhere!
Democrats Clash on Billionaire Tax as Neal Rejects Senate Plan (Bloomberg)
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene bought shares of Trump SPAC Digital World Acquisition as stock skyrocketed (CNBC)
With FDA authorization expected soon, states are already placing orders for pediatric vaccine (Washington Post)
Brazilian president Bolsonaro Accused of Crimes Against Humanity Over COVID Response (Intelligencer)
Covid cases and deaths grossly underestimated among meatpackers, House investigation finds (Washington Post)
Trump must take fight against Twitter to California, judge rules (NYP)
Bidenomics Is Working (Intelligencer)
Hundreds of rolls of toilet paper spilled onto California highway (UPI)
Halloween Candy, Ranked (The Cut)
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