More than 18 months into the pandemic, you’ve probably asked yourself why we’re still dealing with COVID-19 and why life still isn’t back to normal. And the answer, of course, is because people in large swaths of the country refuse to wear masks and get vaccinated; conservative media tells people to ingest horse dewormer instead of following the advice of health professionals; and Republican officials would rather score political points with the “personal freedoms” crowd than actually prevent their constituents from contracting the virus and dying. Like, for example, Ron DeSantis.
Despite his state recording its highest seven-day death average since the pandemic began, the Florida governor continues to introduce vaccine mandates. He has faced off against school boards in court due to his mask-mandate ban, also withholding pay from those who’ve had the audacity to try and protect their communities. He’s mocked public health officials, too, claimed Joe Biden’s attempt to stop the spread of the virus is unconstitutional, and, for his most recent trick, is now allowing kids who’ve been exposed to COVID-19 to go back to school and infect who knows how many people.
Yes, that’s right: On Wednesday, DeSantis announced that the state will allow children who have been exposed to the virus to return to school without quarantining if they are not showing symptoms. “If somebody is symptomatic, of course they stay home. If there’s a close contact, but somebody has not developed any symptoms—you monitor them, you notify the parent,” DeSantis said. “The parent always has the right to have their kids stay home if they think that’s in the best interest of the student and the family, 100%. We would not want to intrude on that. But if a parent has a healthy child, that child has a right to be in school.” DeSantis’s new rule, of course, suggests that a year and half later, he still has no idea how the coronavirus works, or, more likely, he doesn’t care. The decision has unsurprisingly been criticized by school officials, who understand that you can still spread the virus without exhibiting symptoms. “This rule is likely to promote the spread of COVID-19 by preventing schools from implementing the commonsense masking and quarantine policies recommended by the vast majority of health care professionals, including those here in Alachua County,” Alachua County Public Schools superintendent Dr. Carlee Simon said in a statement. “The state is, in fact, doubling down on policies that may ultimately put students, staff, and the entire community at greater risk.” Per CNN:
DeSantis is obviously far from the only GOP governor doing everything he can to prolong the pandemic. Similar guidance in Texas says exposed students can still be sent to school. Over the weekend, apparently not wanting to be left out of the fun, Mississippi governor Tate Reeves essentially shrugged his shoulders and said “Yeah, and?” when informed that “if Mississippi were a country, you would have the second-worst per capita death toll in the world.”
In other fun Florida news, at least one conservative lawmaker has decided that while we’re dealing with COVID-19, we might as well have an outbreak of measles and mumps:
Sounds like the perfect person to be crafting public health legislation.
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