The last time we checked in on the legal comings and goings of Donald Trump, things were not looking so hot for the former president of the United States. In addition to being the defendant in no fewer than 29 lawsuits, per The Washington Post, he was the subject of numerous criminal investigations, including one in which attorneys had obtained access to his tax returns—documents that for some reason he spent the last four years fighting tooth and nail to keep secret. Now, two and half months after leaving the White House, have Trump‘s legal fortunes miraculously improved? In a word, no. In three words, hell fuck no. In 19 words, the 45th president of the United States should probably just resign himself to the prospect of going to prison.
On Wednesday The New York Times reported that the Manhattan District Attorney’s office, which is investigating Trump for possible bank, tax, and insurance fraud, had subpoenaed the personal bank records of Allen Weisselberg, a significant escalation in its quest to flip the longtime Trump Organization chief financial officer. Weisselberg has kept Trump’s books since the ’80s and became CFO of the family business in 2000, once describing himself in a deposition as Trump’s “eyes and ears…from an economic standpoint.” Perhaps most crucially, Weisselberg has testified about Trump matters in the past, in exchange for personal protection; in 2018, he was granted federal immunity to provide information concerning the hush-money payments made to Stormy Daniels.
Per the Times:
In addition to the developments in the Manhattan D.A.’s criminal probe, Trump was also sued on Tuesday by two Capitol Police officers who battled the angry mob he sicced on the Capitol building and are demanding damages for the physical and emotional injuries they suffered during the attack. In the federal lawsuit, officers James Blassingame and Sidney Hemby claim that for months Trump whipped his supporters into a frenzy over baseless election claims which culminated in the insurrection that left five people dead.
Per The Washington Post:
According to the suit, Blassingame suffered injuries to his head and back and, over the next several months, experienced depression and guilt for not being able to help other colleagues. Hemby suffered injuries to his left hand, left knee, back, and neck and is in physical therapy two to three times a week; as is the case with Blassingame, Hemby says he’s still experiencing emotional trauma from the events set into motion by Trump. While this is the first suit brought by Capitol Police officers against Trump, it is likely not the last. Patrick Malone, an attorney representing both officers, told the Post that he expects other officers who sustained injuries to file their own litigation. “Everyone proceeds at their own pace and because of the terrible and unique nature of their injuries, it will take some time for them to become comfortable with talking about what happened in a court of law,” Malone said.
Finally, there’s the defamation suit against Trump by former Apprentice contestant Summer Zervos, which New York’s highest court on Tuesday said can move forward after Trump’s lawyers tried to get it dismissed because he was the president. That argument is obviously no longer working out for them!
Per The Wall Street Journal:
All in all, not a great week for a guy who can’t get any legitimate lawyers to return his calls!
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Joe Biden’s EPA has decided not to retain the services of environmental “experts“ who think the environment should die in a fire
Weird, we know!
Republican critics claim the move will undermine confidence in the agency, with Jeff Holmstead, an EPA official who served in the George W. Bush administration, telling the Post, “It’s a mistake in terms of building trust in the agency.” On the other hand, the Trump administration relied on the expertise of “scientists” who, among other things, believe “the demonization of carbon dioxide is just like the demonization of the poor Jews under Hitler.” So maybe a purge actually is in order.
The Pentagon is also ridding itself of the Eau du Trump
Specifically, it’s getting rid of the wildly transphobic policies instituted by the last guy, according to the Associated Press:
“The United States military is the greatest fighting force on the planet because we are composed of an all-volunteer team willing to step up and defend the rights and freedoms of all Americans,” Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin said in a statement Wednesday. “We will remain the best and most capable team because we avail ourselves of the best possible talent that America has to offer, regardless of gender identity.”
Jim Jordan, who knows a little something about sexual-misconduct scandals, has Matt Gaetz’s back
The White House press corp is now reporting on the bowel habits of Joe Biden’s dogs
Elsewhere!
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Cuomo Signs N.Y. Pot Bill, With Sales Due as Soon as 2022 (Bloomberg)
Goldman Sachs bosses reportedly buy snack boxes for burnt-out bankers (NYP)
Moelis to Give Young Bankers $10,000 Amid Elevated Workloads (Bloomberg)
Wall Street frenzy over shell companies draws attention of SEC (Politico)
3 students cited in theft of rare tree in Wisconsin (SFGate)
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