Last June, Donald Trump Jr. released an episode of his Triggered podcast that was up there with some of the most cringeworthy content to ever make its way to the internet. Interviewing his dad, the then first son started things off by telling the audience, “I figured with Father’s Day coming up we have a great opportunity to sit with the most powerful father in the world.” Then he segued to his big moment, the one he had been clearly practicing in the mirror for weeks. “I have a couple questions that I think are on all of the minds of our viewers,” he told the president, who was sitting across from him. “So the first one, which is the big one also on my mind, is which is your favorite Trump child and why is it Ivanka?” Obviously, the question was meant to be a joke, which was made deeply awkward by the fact that most of the Western world knew it was true. Clearly wanting to respond, “This is why it’s not you, you little shit,” the elder Trump scoffed and told someone off camera, “Wise guy over here. All the same, 100%.”
“100%?” Junior repeated, seemingly in disbelief.
“100%,” the father whose approval he never got, said. “I’ll even say you for the purposes of this interview, but other than that all the same.”
“Well I’m going to remember that,” Junior trailed off, likely making a mental note to watch the exchange over and over and over again and maybe see about getting it in writing.
Obviously, the segment was hugely uncomfortable because of everything we know about the father and son’s relationship, which is that Donald the Elder has long viewed his namesake as a fuckup. (In fact, according to Ivana Trump’s memoir, it was her idea to name their first child after her then husband, who was totally against the idea. “You can’t do that!” she quotes Trump saying in her book, Raising Trump. “What if he’s a loser?”) Growing up, Junior’s dad called him “Donny,” per GQ, which is an interesting choice given that the real estate developer wrote of the nickname, in The Art of the Deal, “[it’s] a name I hate.” Father-son bonding reportedly involved Trump picking up Junior at the University of Pennsylvania to go to a Yankees game and wordlessly slapping his kid across the face for wearing the team’s jersey, and telling him “put on a suit and meet me outside,” a story the family has denied. In February 2019, the real estate developer’s former fixer, Michael Cohen, explained to lawmakers that his boss didn‘t trust his oldest son with anything, saying that the senior Trump “frequently told me and others that his son Don Jr. had the worst judgment of anyone in the world.”
All of which has led, over the years, to Donny doing deeply awkward things in an apparent attempt to win his father’s approval, from setting up a 2016 meeting in Trump Tower with Russians promising dirt on Hillary Clinton to posting videos online in which he all but pleads with his dad to love him. And while it’s not clear where he stands to date re: the ranking of Trump children the 45th president actually likes, he has apparently received something of a an internal promotion! Per CNN:
According to people within the ex-president’s orbit, “it was abundantly clear” that Don Jr., who has made numerous transphobic statements over the years, had influenced his father’s thinking. “Don has the pulse of the base and knows where the energy of the party is, so he’s sort of the go-to person now on a lot of political things,” one Trump aide told CNN re: Trump’s shift from a noted bigot to an even bigger bigot under his son’t tutelage. “He was always fighting for the cause big-picture wise, but now Don is taking more of a leading role in shaping the political direction of Trump’s post-presidency,” said a person close to the younger Trump.
Apparently largely blaming Ivanka Trump‘s husband for his 2020 loss, a source told CNN “I don’t think the President is looking to Jared [Kushner] for advice these days.” Instead, when he needs “a gut check,” Junior is “definitely the family member [Trump] talks to most.”
One thing the duo has no doubt been discussing is the 2024 presidential race. On Monday, the ex-president told Fox News that he is “very seriously, beyond seriously,” considering running again. What might a second term for Trump look like? Probably, a lot like the first, meaning fawning praise of dictators:
…as well as doing very little to stop the spread of COVID-19:
And if he doesn’t run? CNN chillingly reports that “among some Trump aides, the younger Trump has also been floated as a potential successor to the throne should his father decline to run for a non-consecutive second term in 2024.”
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