If he’s not there in two hours don’t worry, he stopped off for an interview in a hotel room and just needs to “tuck” his shirt in:
Area man doesn’t have any idea how any of this works
Elsewhere!
Protesters converge on Detroit voting center as election officials count ballots (Washington Post)
Trump campaign was livid when Fox News called Arizona for Biden—and tensions boiled over on-air (Washington Post)
Senate Control Hinges on Five Uncalled Election Results With Republicans Holding Edge (Wall Street Journal)
Susan Collins Wins, Consequences Lose (Jezebel)
In Puerto Rico, a slim majority voted for statehood (New York Times)
United States tops 100,000 new coronavirus cases in a day for first time (Washington Post)
The FDA’s cutoff for COVID-19 vaccine effectiveness is 50 percent. What does that mean? (NBC News)
Hero pet parrot squawks owner’s name, saves him from house fire (NYP)
French bulldog elected mayor of Kentucky town (UPI)
More Great Stories From Vanity Fair
— Progressives Are Going Rogue to Flip Pennsylvania for Biden
— Cover Story: AOC’s Next Four Years
— Why Anti–Trump Attack Ads Might Actually Be Helping Him
— Tax Mess Aside, Can Trump Pay Off His $1 Billion in Debt?
— News Media Begins to Contemplate a Post–Trump White House
— The Kimberly Guilfoyle Sexual Harassment Allegations Get Even Darker
— As Trump Falters, Democrats See an Expanding 2020 Senate Map
— From the Archive: Inside Trump’s Twisted, Epic Battle for Mar-a-Lago
— Not a subscriber? Join Vanity Fair to receive full access to VF.com and the complete online archive now.